Guide – …and so this elevator takes us to the communal area.
PWN “Am i correct in thinking, all the workforce here are victims of childhood abuse?”
Guide – ah, yes, to the point where you can only attain certain senior position if you have killed an abusive parent or guardian as a child.
PWN “How does that work then for promotions and such like?”
Guide – Well firstly it requires full disclosure…
PWN “But does that not require some kind of validation?”
Guide – To an extent yes. However lower ranks can be attained by admission alone.
The elevator doors open.
Guide – This way please.
PWN “So you have some senior positions you cannot get without having done something specific as a child?”
The guide presses the floor selector button.
Guide – Yes but, wait, ah it’s just a message, It can wait. Yes but that’s no different to having qualifications from an education facility or source.
PWN “You cannot , mumble , grates teeth,Rumor has it…”
Lift doors open
Guide – You will understand soon enough we agreed on full disclosure of our practices.